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Printscreen Video

Lokasi:Depan PC Mood: Still Penin (Baru lepas format PC) Musik: Maria - Heart Beat Hehe.. mesti ada yang heran napa bila printscreen jer video kat windows media player x dapat pa per pon. blank jer kat mspaint tue. Hehe. Here come the tips to save the day. Ada dua cara. Guna Windows Media Player Classic [Bundled with KLite Codec] atau pon Windows Media Player Biasa. Tapi aku tunjuk untuk Windows Media Player Biasa la. [Aku guna WMP11]. 1. Mula-mula bukak apa-sapa saja fail video. Pastu.. 2. Klik Tool > Option > Performance > Advance 3. Then kat bawah bahagian Video Acceration tue uncheck kotak Use Overlays. 4. If fail video senag dimainkan, Player akan beritahu bahawa video tersebut akan direstart. 5. Tekan jer Ok. 6. Printscreen tengok. Pastu paste ka kat mspaint. Nak lawa paste kat photoshop. 7. Walla. use ur skill to enhance it! =)

Update Week

Lokasi: Depan PC Mood: Tengah Penin Musik:: Utada Hikaru - Flavor Of Life Jem2... Aku nak update Blog dalam seminggu dua nie. Adoi.. kena redesign balik...

Now and Again

Lokasi: The Other Half of My World Mood: A lil' bit of Sad and Happy Musik: Now and Again Aku adalah aku. Walau di mana saja aku berada aku tetap adalah aku. Terkenang balik peristiwa yang lama-lama. Bila aku fikirkan balik, banyak yang membazir dari mengguna. Menda banyak skali aku bazirkan adalah masa. Aku pasti ramai antara pembaca turut membazir menda yang sama. Hmm.. kalo nak cerita banyak masa banyak masa terbuang lagi. Cuma skang selepas insiden demi insiden, aku mula menghargai waktu. Setiap peluang yang ada aku tak lepaskan. Cuma yang pasti aku tak melupakan prinsip dan pegangan aku. Biar pun dihina dan dikutuk aku tetap berdiri dan terus berlari. Apa saja yang mereka lemparkan ke dalam minda aku, semua aku cernakan jadi semangat untuk terus berlari dan mendaki. Aku suka korus daripada lagu A.C.A.B nie, Now and Again. So why should I.. care? Why should I - care to whatever they'll say? They've never cared anyway So why should I.. care? Why should I... care? I will do it my way I'll do it now & again & again... Masih ingat ketika aku leka dan tersungkur. Begitu banyak cacian di kelilingku. Namun aku tak hiraukan semua itu. Aku segera sedar dan bangun. Alhamdulillah aku masih berdiri dan aku tahu masih jauh perjalanan hidup ini. Terima kasih aku ucapkan kepada semua yang menyokongku tidak kira dekat atau jauh. Kalian akan terus di hati ini sebagai pembakar semangat untuk terus berjaya. Suatu hari nanti aku pasti akan berada disamping kalian kerana aku sedang mendaki jalan yang kalian tunjukkan kepadaku. Terima kasih semua...

Life Sentence

The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.” After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!” The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again.” Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, “Hey, it’s not a life sentence, OKAY!

Who’s Willing To Try

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay anyone one hundred dollars who’s willing to give it a try.” A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A buxom young blonde woman timidly spoke up. “I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”

Sembahyang

Seorang boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada hari nie..Sesiapa yang nak minta balik lima jam lebih awal hari nie dia bagi tapi alasannya mestilah munasabah. Haaaa!! Alasannya mestilah pasal sembahyang ajer! Tau saja macam tu ader 4 orang pekerja bawahan datang mintak balik awal.. Pekerja 1 : A'kum Boss, bulih saya pulang? Saya balik nak sembahyang kat rumah boss, leh tak? Boss : Tak boleh!!!Kat sini kan ader surau, sembahyang jemaah lagi, lagi banyak pahalanya..! Pekerja 2 : Saya boleh balik awal kot Boss? Bosss : Hang apa pasai? Pekerja 2 : Saya nak balik tengok anak saya sembahyang zohor ker tak? Ntah-ntah dia ponteng? Boss : Tak boleh balik, hang telefon saja bini hang suruh dia tengok! Pekerja 3: A'kum Boss! Boss: Ha? pasal pulak ni? Nak balik awal gak ker? Pekerja 3 : Errrrr!!Yer boss, boss baik!! Boss: Alasan apa lak ngko nie? Pekerja 3 : Saya nak balik sembahyang orang mati..Ada orang kampung saya ninggal pagi tadi, nak sembahyang jenazah...! Boleh kot boss yer saya pulang awal? Boss : Tak bolehhh!!!Itu fardzu kifayah jer!Orang kampung lain yang ramai tu boleh sembahyangkan. Doa kat sini pun boleh!!Dah!Pergi buat kerja.. Pekerja 4: A'kum Boss! Saya nak balik awal boleh tak ari nie? Boss : Naper? Pekerja 4 : Isteri saya telefon, dia kater dia dah boleh sembahyang! Boss: Yer ker? Ha! Kalu gitu awak baliklah...Kesian awak dah seminggu nunggu!!! Pekerja 4 : Terima kasih Boss!!!Heee..hee Hee...wajib tu nafkah batin namanya... Ihsan daripada Nurul Akma The Chumey Lotey