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21 January 2007
Now and Again
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Labels: The Lounge
14 January 2007
Life Sentence
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” |
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Who’s Willing To Try
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.” |
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Labels: Jokes
Sembahyang
Seorang boss entah macam mana mood dia memang baik sungguh pada hari nie..Sesiapa yang nak minta balik lima jam lebih awal hari nie dia bagi tapi alasannya mestilah munasabah. Haaaa!! Alasannya mestilah pasal sembahyang ajer! Tau saja macam tu ader 4 orang pekerja bawahan datang mintak balik awal.. Ihsan daripada Nurul Akma The Chumey Lotey |
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Labels: Jokes
10 Things About KDrama
Ini adalah senarai perkara-perkara yang kita selalu lihat dalam drama-drama Korea. Again, it's in English. RelationshipsThe Truth? A love triangle is a MUST. However, there are more sub-categories under love triangles. Two men - One woman = In this type of love triangles, all the guys are good-looking, professional, and wealthy. The girl is poor but EXTREMELY pretty and innocent. Under no circumstances can the drama lack the girl nor can the guy be sub-perfect. Two girls - One man = Once again, the man is a rich heir to a massive fortune and/or company. At the very least, he is the Vice President of his father’s company; always dresses in crisp suits, knows business-smarts, and is of course- handsome. Likewise, the girl is just as beautiful but POOR and innocent. The Other Girl who is about the same level as the Guy is pretty but evil and/or psychotic. For the guy, the Girl is always sacrificing herself. In the long line of K-Drama history, the Evil GIrl has never gotten the Guy. Nowadays, the 2 Guys-2 Girl Love Quadri-angle is very popular, not to mention complex. Conclusion. In the drama, the guy is always handsome, rich, AT LEAST the vice-president of a mega-conglomerate but ODDLY ENOUGH(?) he doesn’t know how to be anything but KIND and LOVING toward his polar opposite: The Pretty-Innocent Girl. In one word? The Kight In Shining Armor. On the other hand, the Girl is always poor, but spunky and inevitably GORGEOUS with a HIGH SENSE OF indepenence and PRIDE. Even though The Girl gets the Man (in the long history of k-dramas, this is EQUIVALENT TO THE BIG BANG THEORY), she always gets screwed by the Other-Pretty-But-Evil Girl in the middle. Marriage There CANNOT be a marriage WITHOUT the interference/fierce opposition of the family. Whether it is class differences, family problems, the marriage cannot come without a big bang in between. NOTE: The parent’s opposition never lasts forever. In the end (usually 1~2 episodes before the End), they are suddenly all loving and grandmotherly without the prior b!tchiness displayed through Episodes 1~6. A story that’s been more stretched out than turkey meat. The rich family is the one that protests the wedding, the parents threaten to cut off all ties with their child and/or remove them from the family register. In the end, they say OK. The Man’s Profession In popular dramas, there are no middle-level management employees, no salesman, no KFC manager, and Definitly no pizza delivery guy. Their fathers are always the CEO of a huge company, and the Male Character himself is AT THE VERY LEAST Managing Director / Market Director. He is UBER-talented in his field. I wonder how many % of the world’s male population fit the aforementioned qualifications. In addition, MOST of these GUYS ARE ALSO Awesome FIGHTERS. Rich. Good-looking. Intelligent. Prestigious Family Background. Skilled. HAS COMPLETED COLLEGE AND/OR MBA ABROAD (99% IN AMERICA). Dresses like a Model. Kind. Warm. Pure-hearted. Perfect Gentleman. CLEAN. Plays at least ONE Musical Instrument. Good at SPORTS. LASTLY, although the origins are unknown, they ARE HELLA GOOD FIGHTERS. Girl’s Profession/Job In this situation, it’s not absolute, but MOST OF THEM work at the Guy’s company and/or closely affiliated fields. Of course, the Guy ignores his seniority over the Girl and helps her out like a guardian angel. And although most of the Girls have a high sense of independence AND do everything there is, they rarely get any recognition for their hard work. To put it more specifically, the Woman’s CLIMBING/OVERCOME OF SOCIAL OBSTACLES are not very important- at least not enough to focus on. The Republic of Korea Fits In Buddha’s Palm?! There are dozens of parks in Seoul (The 3rd most populated city in the WORLD). What is the likelihood of two people WITH DAY JOBS spotting each other like that? But against LOGIC and PROBABILITY, One of the Main Character always sees the other person WITH THE EVIL CHARACTER EVERYONE LOVES TO HATE. (In girl’s case, they usually roll their huge-ass eyes with double-lids). The extent of lovers’ touching BEFORE & AFTER the conflict is resolved While dating, it is ALWAYS a hug. After their conflict gets resolved, ALWAYS a KISS. There can be no IN-BETWEEN. In the earlier stages of their relationsihp, they are always hugging (no more, no less), but when the obstacle (whether its the EVIL 3rd Party and/or Evil-Crazy Parents), they start kissing EVEN THOUGH NO ONE TOLD THEM TO. Can’t they kiss BEFORE and hug AFTER? Cancer & Car Accidents The main character ALWAYS dies of cancer. And they usually don’t recover. When the character gets cancer diagnosis, they usally think “that’s it, my life is over.” Especially when its the Girl, it’s 99% likely cancer. It can’t be a freak accident- no sticking a finger into the toaster, no falling off the cliff, no struck by lightning- it’s GOTTA BE CANCER. And in the final stages, they HAVE to go on a JOURNEY. They ignore little, unimportant details such as : CHEMOTHERAPY, MEDICATION, TRIAL THERAPIES, MODERN MEDICINAL CARE IN GENERAL. Without trying, they usually end up dead. Although the MAIN CHARACTERS usually die of Cancer, most of the RELATED characters die of car accidents. It’s true that South Korea has many vehicular accidents, but almost all of the not-quite-the-main-characters die from car crashes. THE RICH CHARACTER’s HOUSE IS ALWAYS 2-STORY HIGH The Wealthy person has to live in a 2-story house. They can either live at a HUMONGOUS apartment like Tower Pellis (The Formerly Most Expensive APT in Korea, now its Hyundai I-Park ) Although the character can live by themselves, their family always has two stories. IT CANNOT BE 3 STORIES HIGH, ONLY 2. And even though its a huge-ass house, they never have a A/C machine (The Korean type that’s shaped like a refrigerator) in the middle of summer. From the viewer’s perspective, the kitchen is always to our left and the master bedroom is always to the right. The stairways is at the middle and the front door is to the right, as well. AND THE RICHER THEY ARE, THE LESS LIKELY ARE THEY TO HAVE TELEVISIONS. Although home theatres are the rage nowadays, it seems that the rich people don’t follow that trend. On the other hand, the Girl’s family usually resides in the GHETTO with long, winding roads with doors that have chipped paint. The Must-Have: Slapping For as long as I have lived, I have never BEEN slapped nor have I slapped as I have seen in k-dramas. In fact, I’ve never seen other people do, either. When the main character’s pissed: SLAP. Unsatisfied? Slap. Fighting? Slap. Seeking revenge? Slap. [insert random emotion]? Slap. As I watch k-dramas, I wonder if the roots of Korean culture lies within the Art of Slapping. Whatever the problem is, a good-ole slap can solve it. Currently, the REALISM of the slapping fascinates me. They hit hard. The Chauffeur’s NAME IS ALWAYS “KIM” It’s true that Kim is the most common Last Name in South Korea, but MOST, if not ALL drivers in the drama are named Kim. Can’t there be a Driver Park? Driver Choi? Driver Cha? Driver Bang? Driver Lee? Driver Lim?! There are countless surnames, yet the driver must be “Driver Kim” or else. Do many Kims work in the transportation field?! Credit to respective owners of this article. |
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Labels: General Info, Jokes
Sperm Count!
Ini adalah section terbaru yagn aku tiba-tiba terasa nak letak lepas bergelak ketawa membaca lawak yang aku rsa best. Lawak ini bergantung la mana yang aku jumpa jadi ada dalam bahasa melayu and inggeris. So, keep checkin' in guys! Sperm Count (Kira Sperma) An 85-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: “Well, doc, it’s like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.” The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbour?” The old man replied, “Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn’t get the jar open.” |
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Labels: Jokes
12 January 2007
Usah Terliur
Siapa tak terliur melihat kereta mewah? Tapi usah ingat kereta mewah berjuta ringgit itu perfect. Sama sekali tidak hanya pemiliknya tahu pasal kekurangan dan karenahnya. Artikel ini adalah ihsan Nurul Akma The Chumey Lotey |
Posted by Mr Shafique at 12:06 2 comments
Labels: Psychology
07 January 2007
CD Ubuntu Linux Percuma
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Labels: General Info, Technical Tips
06 January 2007
An Afternoon With The Hijjabed
Di petang yang penuh kebusanan nie aku mencari apa yang aku nak post kat blog nie. Aku merangkak2 kat website Grouper9 then aku terjumpa video nie, An Afternoon With The Hijjabed. Pastu aku search kat youtube plak tentang video nie. Aku pon tatau nak kata apa sebenarnya. Kaku sket pon ada. Korang komen ar plak dari apa yang korang tengok nie. Lambat sket ar sebab video nie 8 minit 29 saat gitu rsanya. Biar jer dia load sampai abes then korang play balik sebab dia dah cache video mie. Entah ar.. malas cakap korang layan ar yer. ZasSsSs!! |
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Labels: General Info, Psychology, The Lounge
05 January 2007
Bennie K - Dreamland Live In AP Bank Festival
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Mesej Berantai
Friendster system is getting too crowded!! We need you to forward this to a 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Friendster members, we will delete your account.SPAM? Joke? Hell no. SCAM is the rite word! Dah baper kali ntah dalam Friendster aku dapat mendalah nie. Bagi pendapat aku cuba ar korang baca mesej akt atas tue. Memamg nampak mcm ancaman la nak padam akaun la apa la, tapi cuba pikir dari satu sudut lain. Sedangkan server irc tue mcm Webchat pon tau dropkan nick yang 21 hari tak aktif. Takkan la diorang tak tau delete inactive account? Aku mengharap sespa yang nak forward mesej tue baca ar dulu mesej apa yang korang nak forward. Ini tidak asal ancam sket lebey kurang korang forward mesej abes kat sumer orang. tak ker penin gitu. Ada satu contact aku dalam Friendster aku dah set SPAM kat dia. Mesej mcm nie sapa pon leh buat. Mcm la friendster nie tak der log. Adoi!!! Tolong la fikir. |
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Labels: General Info, The Lounge
04 January 2007
Proxy Untuk Masalah Internet
Peringatan: Jangan guna Proxy Untuk Online Banking Kerana Kemungkinan Proxy Tersebut MEREKOD LOGIN ANDA! |
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Labels: Technical Tips
02 January 2007
Berdiri - Suki (One In A Million)
Aku tak tau sebab apa tapi aku rsa lagu nie memberi aku semangat. Kalo versi Inggeris aku minat lagu The All American Reject: Move Along; jadi yang lagu melayu aku minat lagu nie. Still mencari lagu nie yang versi studio tapi tak jumpa yang btol2 clear. Kalo korang ada leh ar post comment or emel terus kat mana nak donlod =) Korang boleh donlod lagu nie kat sini. Kalo korang tak boley akses site tue, sila cuba lagi beberapa minit pas tue ok. |
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Labels: Music, The Lounge
The Worst: Stupid Engineering Mistakes
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Labels: General Info
Firefox: Atasi Masalah Slot MegaUpload
Kepada sumer kaki donlod especially asian stuff mcm kdrama, kmovies, jdrama, jmovies, ost, anime dan bermacam2 lagi, sure pernah berkaitan dengan MegaUpload dan kalo kita di Malaysia nie (Tatau ar negara lain, tapi Indonesia pun sama ngan kita), dia akan kata All Download Slot Has Been Assigned To Your Contry. Kalo nak donlod lagi katanya kena donlod MegaUpload Toolbar dan Manager. Tapi itu untuk IE. Okeh, Tips yang akan aku kabarkan nie menggunakan Musang Berapi (FireFox). |
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Labels: Technical Tips
Scrubs Season 1 (Complete)
This half-hour comedy focuses on the bizarre experiences of fresh-faced medical intern John "J.D." Dorian (Zach Braff) as he embarks on his healing career in a surreal hospital crammed full of unpredictable staffers and patients – where humor and tragedy can merge paths at any time. |
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Labels: TV Series Download